Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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