Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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