"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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