You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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