He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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