we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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