: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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