theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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