the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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