we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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