So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i came on her dog
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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