either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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