Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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