how can u be prego again
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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