Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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