So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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