Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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