If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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