I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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