You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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