Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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