we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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