Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
did i walk over a car last night?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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