their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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