I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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