is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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