i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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