I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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