mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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