She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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