My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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