do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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