Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
sex in a hospital.. check
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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