Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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