I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My ass is underappreciated
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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