I have demons in me.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
did you just send me my own nude
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