Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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