sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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