She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My penis needs a shock collar
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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