I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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