i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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