And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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