like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
nutella sex= disaster
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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