But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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