i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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