I want to walk on stilts...naked
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I don't think brook has ever known best
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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