My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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