it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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