saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
