sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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