we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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