Pappa wants mamma naked
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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