So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
