last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
As shirtless as possible
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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