I am in a vortex of obligation.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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